The BOOB Girls’ New Year Resolutions: Created over coffee at Table 12
We Hereby Resolve:
Robbie Leary hereby resolves to never
drink too much.
Since Robbie Leary doesn’t drink at all,
that’s a clever touch.
Marge Aaron resolves to never let dark chocolate
get away
And big Marge plans to eat some every single
day.
Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield, with the
very long name
Has solemnly resolved to avoid all jokes
that are lame
(there’s one that won’t last!
It will go down really fast.)
Mary Rose McGill, of whom Wiley Vondra is
fond
Has resolved to keep her hair, “Sunshine
City Blonde.”
And Wiley himself? That hip cowboy
wannabe?
Resolves to get bifocals – mainly so he
can see.
There’s Alphonso Greatwood, with a
scooter he painted green
He resolves not to run over anyone with
his Mean Machine
And as for Joy Johnson, our author, still
very much alive
Joy resolves to finish The BOOB Girls,
Book Five
BOOB Girls V will feature the evil, mean
Bushes
A family who should be pushed onto their
tushes.
There’s Thorny and Huckleberry Bush, brothers to fear
And Lilac and Rose, who bring us no
cheer.
The Bushes, along with the cute Hosemoffs
Will make book V filled with laughter and
coughs.
Hiccups and burps will come along, too
Because they’ll be bringing more laughter
to you.
BOOB Girls V: The Mystery of the
Red Cane should be out in May.
As far as I can tell, unless I’m hit with some kind of creative storm,
this will be the last book in the series. What I’d like from all of you is some
consultation.
I’m thinking of a Burned Out Old Broads Boutique which will feature
shirts, bracelets, a BOOB Girls Calendar (remember Calendar Girls), greeting cards and a boxed set of the books. My
question: what do you think? It’s a sizeable investment, so I’m testing the
waters to see if you think it will work. Email me at joy.johnson@msn.com and give me your
thoughts? Would you shop there and is there anything else you’d like to see offered
there?
